Christopher Hitchens

Keine Tampons oder Der einzige Weg, Tee zu trinken

| Lesedauer: 3 Minuten

Erst kommt der Tee: Christopher Hitchens erklärt dem Rest der Welt, wie man das britische Nationalgetränk richtig bereitet.

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