Der Überfriseur

Udo Walz und die Schuppen von Gerhard Schröder

| Lesedauer: 9 Minuten

Foto: picture-alliance/ ZB / dpa-Zentralbild

Sein Bekanntheitsgrad nähert sich dem des Deutschen Schäferhundes: Udo Walz. Er hat den Begriff des "Promifriseurs" geprägt und übernimmt nun auch noch eine Rolle als Juror in einer neuen Castingshow. Für ihn ist das kein Problem, denn immerhin kennt sich Walz mit ganz anderen haarigen Probleme aus.

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