Kolumne "Mein Berlin"

Das ist doch zum Läusemelken!

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Nina Paulsen
Nina Paulsen / Berliner Morgenpost

Nina Paulsen / Berliner Morgenpost

Foto: Reto Klar

In Berliner Schulen und Kitas wimmelt es vor den Krabbelviechern. Eine Schimpftirade auf das dreiste Insekt.

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