Schumachers Woche

Smoking, Lederhose und eine Bermudakiste

| Lesedauer: 2 Minuten
Hajo Schumacher schreibt immer sonntags in der Berliner Morgenpost.

Hajo Schumacher schreibt immer sonntags in der Berliner Morgenpost.

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Nichts ist skurriler als Fundstücke in der eigenen Wohnung, beobachtet Hajo Schumacher.

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