Kolumne "Mein Berlin"

Ihr werdet eures Klebens nicht mehr froh

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Sibylle Haberstumpf ist Reporterin und schreibt über Berlin.

Sibylle Haberstumpf ist Reporterin und schreibt über Berlin.

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Hilfe, kommen zu den Klima-Chaoten jetzt auch noch die Gender-Kleber hinzu? Das wäre der Untergang, schreibt Sibylle Haberstumpf.

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Alles, was am Wannsee klebt, sind die breitgelatschten Pommes vor dem Kiosk

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Eltern, holt eure Kinder aus dem Klebe-Paradies Berlin ab!

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Mal wieder schnippisch, Bettina Jarasch

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