Lebenden und die Toten

Wackelwodka und Entenblut

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Stefan Elfenbein, Vorsitzender der Jury „Berliner Meisterköche“ - aus der Hemdtasche lugt Vaters Löffel.

Stefan Elfenbein, Vorsitzender der Jury „Berliner Meisterköche“ - aus der Hemdtasche lugt Vaters Löffel.

Foto: Christian Schulz

Feinschmecker Stefan Elfenbein denkt über sein kulinarisches Ende nach, das besoffen machen darf, aber nicht traurig.

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