Papas & Opas

Die Monteure sollen sich ruhig Zeit lassen

| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Dietmar Wenck

Warum der Nachbar sich über eine defekte Heizung freut und ich mir vorstellen kann, mal wieder im Garten spazieren zu gehen.

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