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Dietmar Wenck, Sportredakteur,  mit Enkel Linus

Dietmar Wenck, Sportredakteur, mit Enkel Linus

Foto: Dietmar Wenck / BM

Was einem passieren kann, wenn man im Internet nach guten Ratschlägen für unerfahrene Großväter sucht, erlebt Dietmar Wenck.

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