Mamas und Papas

Ein Zahn ist so viel wert wie ein Fahrrad

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Felix Müller
Hat eine Tochter und einen Sohn: Felix Müller

Hat eine Tochter und einen Sohn: Felix Müller

Foto: Reto Klar

Ein Ereignis, das Menschen bewegt und Massenpanik auslösen kann: Die Tochter verliert die Milchzähne. Die Kolumne von Felix Müller.

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