Babypfunde

Mutti kriegt ihr Fett weg

| Lesedauer: 9 Minuten
Susanne Frömel

Es gibt Menschen, die sind von Natur aus breit gebaut. Selbst ganz abgemagert sehen sie noch irgendwie speckig aus. Kelly Osbourne zum Beispiel besteht praktisch nur noch aus Haut und Muskeln und wirkt trotzdem rund und kugelig. Dann gibt es mich. Vor kurzem umfasste mein Vater mein Handgelenk. Er sagte: "Eine schlanke Kuh ist zwar noch lange kein Reh. Aber Du bist eher der dünne Typ. Du solltest aufhören, so viel zu essen. Denk an deine Knie."

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