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Michael Nast – Die männliche Version „der Carrie“

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Annika Schönstädt

Foto: Sergej Glanze / Glanze

Autor Michael Nast schreibt in seinen Geschichten über die Suche nach Liebe, skurrile Dates und Beziehungen in Berlin. „Erschreckend, was Menschen so für Liebe halten“, sagt er.

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Anekdoten aus dem Berliner Nachtleben

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